A Little Bag of Cocaine

ilovecharts: I made this chart after reading an article that informed me that sitting more than six hours a day was effectively killing me. I immediately flipped out and started eating lunch standing up (which I still do pretty frequently). However, that only brings my daily sit time down to about 23 hours. Anyway, learning this fact made me wonder what other things were lowering my lifespan. Explanations and sources for each fact can be found here: http://bit.ly/IAPhpl …and yes, you read that right…NOT drinking alcohol (in moderation) supposedly reduces lifespan.

ilovecharts:

I made this chart after reading an article that informed me that sitting more than six hours a day was effectively killing me. I immediately flipped out and started eating lunch standing up (which I still do pretty frequently). However, that only brings my daily sit time down to about 23 hours.

Anyway, learning this fact made me wonder what other things were lowering my lifespan.

Explanations and sources for each fact can be found here: http://bit.ly/IAPhpl

…and yes, you read that right…NOT drinking alcohol (in moderation) supposedly reduces lifespan.

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veganinsuburbia: Beetballs (Vegan, Gluten-Free Sausage) I used golden beets because that’s what I had on-hand, but regular beets will lend your beetballs flecks of vibrant red. Increase the fennel and red pepper flakes for a more sausagy flavor, and use hot smoked paprika for more smoky heat. Ingredients 1/2 ounce dried porcini mushrooms 1 medium raw beet 1/2 cup raw pecans, almonds, or other nuts (see note for low-fat alternative) 1/2 medium red or yellow onion, coarsely chopped 2 cloves garlic, chopped 1 cup cooked chickpeas 2 tablespoons ground flax seeds 1 tablespoon nutritional yeast 2 teaspoons oregano 1 teaspoon smoked paprika (mild or spicy) 1 teaspoon salt (or to taste) 1/2 teaspoon rubbed sage 1/4 – 1/2 teaspoon fennel seeds 1/4 teaspoon red pepper flakes (or to taste) 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 1/4 teaspoon hickory smoked salt or Liquid Smoke (optional) method

veganinsuburbia:

Beetballs (Vegan, Gluten-Free Sausage)

I used golden beets because that’s what I had on-hand, but regular beets will lend your beetballs flecks of vibrant red. Increase the fennel and red pepper flakes for a more sausagy flavor, and use hot smoked paprika for more smoky heat.

Ingredients

  • 1/2 ounce dried porcini mushrooms
  • 1 medium raw beet
  • 1/2 cup raw pecans, almonds, or other nuts (see note for low-fat alternative)
  • 1/2 medium red or yellow onion, coarsely chopped
  • 2 cloves garlic, chopped
  • 1 cup cooked chickpeas
  • 2 tablespoons ground flax seeds
  • 1 tablespoon nutritional yeast
  • 2 teaspoons oregano
  • 1 teaspoon smoked paprika (mild or spicy)
  • 1 teaspoon salt (or to taste)
  • 1/2 teaspoon rubbed sage
  • 1/4 – 1/2 teaspoon fennel seeds
  • 1/4 teaspoon red pepper flakes (or to taste)
  • 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
  • 1/4 teaspoon hickory smoked salt or Liquid Smoke (optional)

method

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leahkaiulani: ibeggedformercytwice: mldmnnrdrprtr: crazylipgloss: thebatmanchild: athagazagoraphobic: invisicanada: About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle. Reblogging for the comment How old are you?  “ten” How long have you been ten? “…” HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN Misty looked at Ash, his breathing still heavy from carrying her on his bike as fast as he could through the long grass outside of Pallet Town. “You’re eyes are impossibly huge and black,” Misty said. “Your hair is… incredibly pointy, and doesn’t need product. Your face changes size and shape based on your feelings… and sometimes you speak like - like you’re from the 90’s. You never spend money on anything; you don’t go to the bathroom.” The silence hung there, thick and heavy like a Snorlax blocking the bike path.  “How old are you?” Misty asked, not sure if she wanted to know. “Ten,” Ash replied, with a slight smirk and an almost amused tone. Misty knew that wasn’t true. Ash wasn’t like the other boys her age. He wasn’t even like her older sisters who ran the gym in Cerulean City. He was wiser and his passion was genuine. Ash didn’t just want to catch them all, he needed to. He was going to be the best there ever was no matter how long it took, which gave Misty this nagging in the back of her mind. She had to know for sure. “How long have you been ten?” she asked. Her voice weak, knowing full well the answer could change everything she thought she knew. “A while…” Ash said. His voice trailing off, as if he were losing himself in a flood of memories. Misty let out a faint gasp. She knew now. She was certain. “I know what you are,” she declared, as if whatever had been holding her back from accepting the truth, finally let go of her hand and let her fall right down the Diglett hole. Ash eyes were alive now, flickering like the flame on a Charmander’s tale. He stared right into her and said, ”Say it… out loud. Say it.” Misty’s heart was pounding louder than the thud of a Marowak’s bone club attack. Despite the now eerily silent meadow, she could barely be heard as she whispered, “Pokemon Trainer.” A wonderful little ficlet to go with it too! I knew I followed amazing people! :’) perf^^^ I would pay money for James Earl Jones to do an Audio book of this, it would just be amazing!

leahkaiulani:

ibeggedformercytwice:

mldmnnrdrprtr:

crazylipgloss:

thebatmanchild:

athagazagoraphobic:

invisicanada:

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

Reblogging for the comment

How old are you? 

“ten”

How long have you been ten?

“…”

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN

Misty looked at Ash, his breathing still heavy from carrying her on his bike as fast as he could through the long grass outside of Pallet Town.

“You’re eyes are impossibly huge and black,” Misty said. “Your hair is… incredibly pointy, and doesn’t need product. Your face changes size and shape based on your feelings… and sometimes you speak like - like you’re from the 90’s. You never spend money on anything; you don’t go to the bathroom.”

The silence hung there, thick and heavy like a Snorlax blocking the bike path. 

“How old are you?” Misty asked, not sure if she wanted to know.

“Ten,” Ash replied, with a slight smirk and an almost amused tone.

Misty knew that wasn’t true. Ash wasn’t like the other boys her age. He wasn’t even like her older sisters who ran the gym in Cerulean City. He was wiser and his passion was genuine.

Ash didn’t just want to catch them all, he needed to. He was going to be the best there ever was no matter how long it took, which gave Misty this nagging in the back of her mind. She had to know for sure.

“How long have you been ten?” she asked. Her voice weak, knowing full well the answer could change everything she thought she knew.

“A while…” Ash said. His voice trailing off, as if he were losing himself in a flood of memories.

Misty let out a faint gasp. She knew now. She was certain.

“I know what you are,” she declared, as if whatever had been holding her back from accepting the truth, finally let go of her hand and let her fall right down the Diglett hole.

Ash eyes were alive now, flickering like the flame on a Charmander’s tale.

He stared right into her and said, ”Say it… out loud. Say it.”

Misty’s heart was pounding louder than the thud of a Marowak’s bone club attack.

Despite the now eerily silent meadow, she could barely be heard as she whispered, “Pokemon Trainer.”

A wonderful little ficlet to go with it too! I knew I followed amazing people! :’)

perf^^^

I would pay money for James Earl Jones to do an Audio book of this, it would just be amazing!

(Source: setyourphaserstostun)

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doitwithjhon:

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precums:

literally the best commercial I’ve ever seen

lol i just teared up like a little bitch oh well

awww made me tear up.

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